27 October 2016 Comments Off on Clowns Travel Warnings
The clown underworld (apparently there was such a thing) has decided to put themselves in the spotlight for a while. There have been reports of people being randomly terrorized and intimidated by clowns in the street. Residents have captured creepy clown sightings on their phones across more than 20 states.
The issue has even made it all the way to the white house with a national briefing held.
There have been mobs of regular non-clown civilians taking the streets to try to take down the clowns where there have been reported sightings. Most of these anti-clown mobs are college fraternities.
Please be careful of the ongoing clown verse enraged mob battles and we advise you don’t walk the streets alone at night.